The Most Punniest Story Ever

Bob: "I am Hungary."
Jim: "Maybe you should Czech the fridge."
Bob: "I'm Russian to the kitchen!"
Jim: "Is there any Turkey?"
Bob: "We have some, but it's covered with a layer of Greece."
Jim: "Aww, there's Norway you can eat that."
Bob: "It's cool. Iran to the store and got some Chile."
Jim: "But Kenya Sweden my tea before it gets cold?"
Bob: "Sure, but first get me a Canada best soup you can find."
Jim: "I couldn't get soup, so I got you Iraq of ribs instead."
Bob: "I Haiti ribs, get me Japan of pie instead."
Jim: "I couldn't make pie. I only have one Cuba sugar."